The Law of Attraction - Pirated Version

The BUTT Theory!

There is a small difference between successful people and average people. Successful people are the people who look at their butt in the mirror and say "Hellooo Sexy!". Average people on the other hand are the people who look at their butt in the mirror and  go "Hellooo Hippo!"

I know it sounds silly but it's true! 

Successful people will look at a saggy butt and say "How do I get that butt to perk up?" 

Average people on the other hand look at a saggy butt and feel like crap about themselves! They pile on the self misery and add a topping of guilt on it! They're famous for either blaming themselves or feeling sorry for themselves! And after all that blaming and sorry feelings they head down to KFC for a big bucket of Fried Chicken to make themselves feel better!

Successful people know that blaming yourself or feeling sorry for yourself only makes you feel worse about yourselve. It has no positive outcome at all. So instead of judging themselves, they observe their situation and take responsibility for it. They look for ways to become better and always look for the positive and not the negative. They know how to complement themselves when they deserve a compliment  and know how to lead themselves when they know they need to change. They don't indulge in sorry feelings or in self blaming. They believe that nothing's gonna change unless they change first and there's no use investing in negative emotions because they only create negative results. They focus on the positive and not the negative!

So the question is; what do you say when you look at your butt in the mirror?